Thursday, December 20, 2007

Bridgeview Blue Moon Chardonnay (2001)

This is a Chardonnay from Oregon. It sucks. Do not drink it. In fact, I wonder if the ten dollar price tag on something that has been sitting around so long was actually a warning.

If you need more information on how it tastes I will sum it up in simple terms: It tastes like making out with a drunken oak tree. Pour some vodka on a stump and lock lips. It has a nutty finish and a melon nose, but it really just tastes like wood.

SHAME!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think the bottle you got was off. For it is rather a nice bottle of chardonnay, at least the 2004 is.

Gunslinger said...

NOBODY ASKED YOU! GAAAAH!